Quote of the Day — CurrentTV Responds to Keith Olbermann’s Lawsuit

“As the old adage says: ‘When the law is on your side, you argue the law. When the facts are on your side, you argue the facts. When neither the law nor the facts are on your side, you pound the table.’ It is well established that over his professional career Mr. Olbermann has specialized in pounding the table.” Laura Nelson, a CurrentTV spokeswoman, on Keith Olbermann’s lawsuit against Al Gore’s network following his termination.

Quote of the Day — Jeremy Renner Isn’t Gay — Also, He’s Private

“I want my personal life to be personal, and it’s not f—ing true. And I don’t care if you’re talking about things that are true, you’re still talking about my personal life. How about I go peek in your window, take what underwear you wore last night, whose husband you were f—ing, and shove that in the megaphone throughout your neighborhood? How does that feel?” Jeremy Renner, on the rumors that he’s gay and his opposition to tabloid journalism exposing his personal life.

 
 
 

Quote of the Day — Penn Jillette — Why’d He Do Celebrity Apprentice?

“It turns out that if you put a camera in front of anybody, not just a narcissistic amoral celebrity, but actually a good human being, if you put a camera on them for four, five, six hours and tell them to simply be careful what they say, not even in any particular direction but just weigh each word before you say it, and if you do that for like a bunch of hours without giving that person a break, that person ends up with their willpower depleted. They lose the same kind of governing that people get when they’re really drunk. It’s fascinating to watch people who are being careful about what they say and trying to come off very well lose that governing.” Penn Jillette on his choice to do Celebrity Apprentice, and what he learned about reality television and human nature from the experience.

Quote of the Day — Chris Klein on his “Dreadful” Mamma Mia Audition

“So an audition that I had done years ago for Mamma Mia, somehow, was put on to the web. And it’s a horrible audition. And I took a chance — I can’t sing! I don’t know why I was in there. But I took a chance! It’s a musical — let’s see if I can give it a shot. And, you know, the way that they put it out there, it gets taken out of context and all that kind of thing. It was really a dreadful audition.” Chris Klein, on his hilarious Mamma Mia audition that went viral. Watch below if you’re having a bad day. It will surely make you laugh hysterically.

Quote of the Day — The Black Keys Bash Spotify

“He’s an a–hole. . . . That guy has $2 billion that he made from figuring out ways to steal royalties from artists, and that’s the bottom line. You can’t really trust anybody like that. . . . I honestly don’t want to see Sean Parker succeed in anything.” The Black Keys’ drummer Patrick Carney on former Facebook president and current Spotify board member Sean Parker’s assessment that Spotify will surpass iTunes in revenues paid to artists.

Quote of the Day — John Edwards Doesn’t Like Hookers

“These allegations are false, defamatory, and he puts those who would publish or repeat them on notice that they acting with actual malice by reporting or repeating them. He has demanded a complete retraction from the only source being quoted.” John Edwards’ attorney, on the allegations that he is connected to a prostitution ring. Good thing he cleared that up, because . . . you know — his image is important to him.

 
 
 
 
 
 

Quote of the Day: Charlize Theron Discusses Michael Fassbender’s Penis Size

“Your penis was a revelation. I have to say that I was truly impressed that you chose to play it big. Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. I know because I’ve worked with them.”

Charlize Theron jokes to the Human Rights Campaign gala about her Prometheus co-star’s penis size, which she got a long, hard (pun intended) look at in his full-frontal scene in Shame.

 
 
 
 

Vintage Quote of the Day — Alanis Morissette Explains “My Humps” Video

“I was in the studio with (producer) Guy Sigsworth and he would say, ‘What horse from the apocalypse are you bringing in today, Alanis?’ Because every song was this tsunami of emotions. So I said, ‘I wish I could just write a really simple song – a song like My Humps.’ Then we had a pregnant pause, looked at each other, and said, ‘All right, let’s do it!’ Within moments we were recording the piano version of it, and within a week we were shooting the video in my garage here at my house.” Alanis Morissette, on the inspiration behind her “My Humps” cover (no pun intended). Watch below.


ALANIS MORISSETTE-MY HUMPS by ZICARLOS