One Minute Rundown — Tabloid News Review


 

  • Jason Sudeikis & Olivia Wilde are engaged. People
  • Does Jennie Garth have a new man? Wet Paint
  • The Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries war wages on. Reality Tea
  • Are John Mayer & Katy Perry moving in together? Hollywood Life
  • Another Bachelor couple bit the dust. Reality Tv Magazine
  • Kanye West & Kim Kardashian bought a Bel Air home together. Forbes
  • Heidi Klum won’t get married again. PopBytes
  • Demi Moore still likes younger men . . . and Lindsay Lohan’s exes. E! Online
  • Harry Styles dumped Taylor Swift for not putting out? The Sun
  • Former ‘Hills’ star and Lauren Conrad ex, Jason Wahler, got engaged. Us Magazine
  • Britney Spears and Jason Trawick broke up over kids. TMZ
  • Paris Hilton’s ex got engaged. OTRC
  • Simon Cowell and his ex-fiance are still good friends. Daily Mail
  • Rosario Dawson is dating Danny Boyle. Just Jared

Jennel Garcia Gets Exed Out of X Factor — Simon Cowell’s Fault?

It’s not lost on me that the week Demi Lovato changed Jennel Garcia’s look back to Simon Cowell’s preferred style, she went home. Perhaps Demi was right all along. That being said, she wasn’t a star and certainly had a shelf-life either way. I’m also unsure of Cowell’s motivation for deferring to Demi to make the first vote-off, but Mario Lopez solidified his robotic status with how he handled it, simply saying, “You’re the boss.” He couldn’t do better than that? Watch below.

Playback Kills It With “Rich Girl” — Will Simon Cowell Win X Factor?

This group astounded me, and I hate boy bands. You can see Simon Cowell smirking during their performance at all the money he’s about to make while simultaneously patting himself on the back for being a genius. As for Marc Anthony’s disinterest, all I can say is he’s a performer and not an A&R executive — and it shows. Watch their performance below.

Tabloid Gossip — Weekend Rundown — Everything You Don’t Need to Know

  • Is Simon Cowell dating Carmen Electra? PopSugar
  • Have Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart reconciled? ICYDK
  • Antonio Sabato, Jr. got married. Wonderwall
  • JWOWW confirmed her engagement. Wet Paint
  • Kristin Cavallari debuted her baby. People
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger had an affair with Brigitte Nielson. TMZ
  • Britney Spears’ ex-manager from hell won’t go away. CDAN
  • Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth might be in a twitter fight. The Inquisitr

 

 

Britney Spears & Simon Cowell on Ellen — Britney Looks Great

I was worried about Britney Spears joining X Factor, especially considering that she struggled with the first few tapings. But judging from the clip below, she’s going to be just fine. It also helps that she has Simon Cowell to carry her through any awkward silences. In fact, I get the feeling he’s moderately protective of the pop tart. Did I mention Britney looks great? Watch below.

Khloe Kardashian to Host X Factor? Is Simon Cowell Desperate?

I like Khloe Kardashian, so I can’t figure out why the possibility of her hosting X Factor is so bothersome. In short, it feels desperate, and it’s extremely unsettling to associate Simon Cowell with the word “desperate.” It’s as if he sat around and methodically tried to hit his ratings mark in every genre. Young person demographic? Check (Demi Lovato)! Huge pop-star on a career down-slide? Check (Britney Spears)! Reality star that people love to hate? Check (Khloe Kardashian)! There was a time when Simon Cowell felt authentic, when he stood for an unwavering favor of quality, when he acknowledged the public’s desire, but didn’t pander to it. Has the guy gone soft?

Britney Spears & Demi Lovato Join X Factor — Teeny-Boppers Rejoice!

Simon Cowell won’t go down without a fight. He got the best in the business to sit on his panel, and he brutally fired the previous panel because they didn’t bring the goods. With the addition of Britney Spears’ fan-base and Demi Lovato’s young audience, it’s a guaranteed ratings win. Good job, Simon, and may ‘The Voice‘ go down in flames.

Samantha Ronson Sings on Live! With Kelly — Or Doesn’t

I think the sound guy messed up when he forgot to turn off Samantha Ronson’s mic during her painful performance on Live! With Kelly. Why is it that everyone has an aspiration outside their best skill? To quote Simon Cowell, “If you give this up, you can take that time to focus on something you might actually be successful at.” And Kelly Ripa needs to tone down the lies. She’s not doing anyone any favors.

Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — Celebrity News

  • Eva Longoria and Eduardo Cruz are definitely back-on. E! Online
  • That kid from Hanson is expecting his fifth child. TheCelebrityCafe
  • Melissa Joan Hart has a bun in the oven. Wonderwall
  • True Blood co-star’s Anna Paquin & Stephen Moyer are having a baby. Cinema Blend
  • Does Mike Tyson have a prison guard love-child? Gossip and Soaps
  • Gerard Butler might have had sex with a girl in a port-a-potty. Perez
  • Howard Stern v. Judd Apatow. Reality TV Magazine
  • Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis might be dating. Stuff
  • Simon Cowell gave his ex-fiance a $5 million house. Yahoo!
  • Kelsey Grammar got a tattoo of his wife’s name. Digital Spy
  • Kim Kardashian is worried about Khloe Kardashian. Ashtrochicks
  • Jessica Simpson is still pregnant. People