THE DISHMASTER

The stars came out for the latest installment of the Star Trek enterprise, and they sure look good (see the very yummy Chris Pine below). The film is set for release May 17. Enjoy the photos from their world travels.

(Left to right) Alice Eve, Simon Pegg, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana, Chris Pine and J.J. Abrams in Berlin

(Left to right) Chris Pine, Alice Eve, Zachary Quinto and Zoe Saldana in Leicester Square

(Left to right) Zoe Saldana, Zachary Quinto, Simon Pegg, Alice Eve and Chris Pine at the China Club in Berlin

Zoe Saldana in Leicester Square, London

Alice Eve in Leicester Square, London

(Left to right) Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto in Leicester Square, London

Zoe Saldana at the China Club in Berlin

When guest judges appear on Project Runway, I question their credentials, especially when those guest judges are actors and not fashion designers. So when I saw Zoe Saldana, I was immediately skeptical. Surprisingly, she was better than the regular judges, who, to quote Tim Gunn, often seem to be “smoking crack.” Watch her criticism below.

“Co-writer and co-producer Luc Besson tries a new spin on his tried-and-true “La Femme Nikita” formula, but the results are so clumsy and over-the-top that they should have just called the movie “Panty Assassin” and played the whole thing for laughs.” Alonso Duralde very funny movie review of Zoe Saldana’s new film, ‘Columbiana.’

The Dishmaster is about to engage in one of my infamous, self-righteous preaching parades.  One of my regular culprits is at it again.  Zoe Saldana has decided to strip down for a Calvin Klein ad.  Why? — Because what else is there to do as an actress other than to get naked?  This marks the second time I’ve bashed Saldana, who is among the many women in the industry that feel the need to sell sex as part of their craft.  She started doing it in a recent interview, where she gratuitously emphasized her love for sex, and she has now taken it a step further with these Calvin Klein ads.  So am I an up-tight, virginal prick?  I certainly get it when it comes to models that sell sex as part of a clothing line.  After all, women want to feel sexy in clothes, so it only makes sense for the models to look risque.  But when you are an actress, I’m not sure how you can be taken seriously in your bra and underwear.  Furthermore, as I’ve said many times before, do not complain that Hollywood is fattist, sexist, and ageist, if you are going to appear naked in a come-fu*k-me pose any chance you get (hear that Jennifer Aniston?).  Because when you no longer look like this and the roles dry up, you will regret it.  I promise.