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April 2017

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HBO’s Big Little Lies Finale — Full Review (No Spoilers)

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While laying beside her husband and William Morris big-wig agent Jim Toth, Reese Witherspoon complained about the lack of substantial roles for women in Hollywood, and her husband pushed her to make a change. He reminded her that she loves to read, and she has a production company, and she’s perfectly capable of carving her own path. And that she did. What began with Wild, soon became Gone Girl and now . . . Big Little Lies — her best yet.

Big Little Lies proves something very powerful. Women are perfectly capable of leading the pack, and they can do it sans testosterone. In fact, though the men in the story have a minor contribution, they are mere pawns for their female players. Those players include, Reese Witherspoon, Nicole Kidman, Laura Dern, Shailene Woodley, and Zoe Saldana. Nicole plays Celeste, a victim of abuse at the hands of her husband, with whom she can’t seem to leave. Of all the performances, hers is by far the most nuanced, proving once again why Kidman deserves endless praise and also why movie actors should flee to television. Cinema isn’t the same, and this is the role of a lifetime. Reese Witherspoon plays Madeline, an all-too-perfect type A divorcee whose new husband found happiness with her zen-like opposite, and even a sweet new spouse and child of her own can’t contain the scorn. Laura Dern is at her best as Renata. Though Dern has less scenes, she steals them. Her mamma-bear insanity is deliciously alarming. Shailene plays Jane, and I can only imagine that it’s a play on her plain Jane performance. While her dull demeanor was likely intentional, I couldn’t help but think she was punching above her weight beside these powerhouses. Zoe Saldana was also understated as Bonnie, but unlike Shailene, she played well inside her lane.

With a beautiful backdrop of Monterey, captivating characters, and a murder mystery, we’ve got a deeply addictive masterpiece. This could have easily veered into Bad Moms territory and made us say #WhitePeopleProblems, but instead–we identify with these deeply flawed women whose quest for perfection is so penetrable. With each episode, we learn more about their hidden lives, and since I’d like you to watch it, I’ll withhold more details, except to say — that was one hell of a finale.

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June 2016

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Allure Interview: Is Zoe Saldana “Difficult”?

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I’m all for women speaking up, but the movement for equality is sometimes an excuse to justify bad behavior. Such might be the case with Zoe Saldana, who previously enraged me for her complaints about a big movie studio who refused to pay for her nanny. According to Saldana, “you’re going to make [her] work a lot more hours than [she] usually would if she was home. Therefore, [she] would have to pay for this nanny for more hours . . . ” It’s one thing to fight for a change in legislation, but at the very least, acknowledge that every other working mother in America is forced to figure it out, and you get paid far more than others for more options. She also complained about executives who thought of replacing her on a project due to her pregnancy. She was bothered that she was finally in love and starting a family and it “messed up their schedule.” Again, this is a business. If you cannot physically perform because of your pregnancy and production is delayed, that is costly. To complain about it is understandable.

In her new interview with Allure, she’s at it again. Of her difficult reputation, she said, “I was told walking into this project that they really wanted me for the part, and that any input or ideas I had to please share them. That’s what I was doing, and this producer was so bothered by the fact that he had to disrupt his vacation to call me and tell me to stop being a difficult bitch. I thought, Wow, it’s real. It really happens.” Though I can understand the blanket statements about sexism and the idea that a woman is not allowed to speak her mind, this feels more like a kind platitude from a producer that was pounced on by Saldana. Writers and producers don’t generally want their actors making notes on their script. It is annoying. In fact, Quentin Tarantino once told Howard Stern that he expects his actors to know his script word for word. Improvising is not allowed. Samuel L. Jackson confirmed this in a subsequent interview, and said his relationship with Tarantino has finally evolved to the point of making notes.

I understand gender inequality and I support change. But some people are just . . . difficult.

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May 2013

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Star Trek Into the Darkness — World Premiere Photos

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The stars came out for the latest installment of the Star Trek enterprise, and they sure look good (see the very yummy Chris Pine below). The film is set for release May 17. Enjoy the photos from their world travels.

(Left to right) Alice Eve, Simon Pegg, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana, Chris Pine and J.J. Abrams in Berlin

(Left to right) Alice Eve, Simon Pegg, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana, Chris Pine and J.J. Abrams in Berlin

(Left to right) Chris Pine, Alice Eve, Zachary Quinto and Zoe Saldana in Leicester Square

(Left to right) Chris Pine, Alice Eve, Zachary Quinto and Zoe Saldana in Leicester Square

(Left to right) Zoe Saldana, Zachary Quinto, Simon Pegg, Alice Eve and Chris Pine at the China Club in Berlin

(Left to right) Zoe Saldana, Zachary Quinto, Simon Pegg, Alice Eve and Chris Pine at the China Club in Berlin

Zoe Saldana in Leicester Square, London

Zoe Saldana in Leicester Square, London

Alice Eve in Leicester Square, London

Alice Eve in Leicester Square, London

(Left to right) Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto in Leicester Square, London

(Left to right) Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto in Leicester Square, London

Zoe Saldana at the China Club in Berlin

Zoe Saldana at the China Club in Berlin

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October 2011

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August 2011

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Quote of the Day — ‘Columbiana’ Movie Review

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“Co-writer and co-producer Luc Besson tries a new spin on his tried-and-true “La Femme Nikita” formula, but the results are so clumsy and over-the-top that they should have just called the movie “Panty Assassin” and played the whole thing for laughs.” Alonso Duralde very funny movie review of Zoe Saldana’s new film, ‘Columbiana.’

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July 2010

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Zoe Saldana Gets Naked – Surprise, Surprise

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The Dishmaster is about to engage in one of my infamous, self-righteous preaching parades.  One of my regular culprits is at it again.  Zoe Saldana has decided to strip down for a Calvin Klein ad.  Why? — Because what else is there to do as an actress other than to get naked?  This marks the second time I’ve bashed Saldana, who is among the many women in the industry that feel the need to sell sex as part of their craft.  She started doing it in a recent interview, where she gratuitously emphasized her love for sex, and she has now taken it a step further with these Calvin Klein ads.  So am I an up-tight, virginal prick?  I certainly get it when it comes to models that sell sex as part of a clothing line.  After all, women want to feel sexy in clothes, so it only makes sense for the models to look risque.  But when you are an actress, I’m not sure how you can be taken seriously in your bra and underwear.  Furthermore, as I’ve said many times before, do not complain that Hollywood is fattist, sexist, and ageist, if you are going to appear naked in a come-fu*k-me pose any chance you get (hear that Jennifer Aniston?).  Because when you no longer look like this and the roles dry up, you will regret it.  I promise.