Iron Man director Jon Favreau discussed Mel Gibson on Howard Stern, and he didn’t seem too disturbed by Gibson’s rants, saying he’s “not in a position to judge anyone.” He described Gibson’s descent as a “rough patch” and affirmed that he’s one of the most talented directors out there. Am I missing something? Does Gibson have incriminating tapes on Favreau that we don’t know about? Favreau’s main point was Gibson’s talent, and that it would be a shame if his personal life permanently ruins his career. But would it really be a shame? I don’t know about you, but the idea of Mel Gibson’s personal life tanking his career is fine by me. For some reason Hollywood consistently caters to douchebags, and justifies it by citing their “talent.” Sometimes mediocrity isn’t so bad, especially when it avoids giving paychecks to abusive Anti-Semites.
Author: The Dishmaster
Blog Daily Roundup — Hello Sunday
- Levi Johnston’s ex-girlfriend says the baby is not his and she feels sorry that Bristol Palin was dragged into this. Us Magazine
- Chelsea Clinton got married to a nice Jewish boy. Jerusalem Post
- Laurence Fishburne’s 19 year old daughter will star in a porn — because it might make her famous. The Superficial
- Heidi Montag filed for divorce from Spencer Pratt. Popeater
- Roseanne star Sara Gilbert came out of the closet. Allieiswired
- Leonardo DiCaprio dropped out of Mel Gibson movie. Screen Rant
- Inception star Tom Hardy says, “I’m an actor, of course I’ve had gay sex.” Huffington Post
- George Clooney’s girlfriend implicated in cocaine scandal. Radar Online
- The Bachelor’s Melissa Rycroft is pregnant. The Hollywood Gossip
Project Runway Premieres — But No One’s On the Show Yet?
The Season 8 premiere of Project Runway made me laugh — and I’m not sure I was supposed to. The “twist” was that the cast was not picked yet, and the first episode was an audition process to see who makes it on the show. Confused? That’s because it makes no sense. Everyone on the first episode is technically on the show already, considering it’s on the air. So when the contestants whined about how they had to excel in the challenge to “make it on the show,” I thought to myself — you’re actually buying this crap? I suppose it’s a masterful mind-fuck. Aside from that, I’d like to note that Selma Blair made for a great guest judge, and Tim Gunn’s commentary did not disappoint.
Are John Cusack and Jeremy Piven Still Friends?
The Jeremy Piven/John Cusack love affair began when they were children. They both grew up in Evanston, Illinois, and started acting together in the Piven Theatre Workshop, which was founded by Piven’s parents. When Cusack got famous, he always put Piven in his films, including Grosse Point Blank and Say Anything. So when did things take a turn for the worse? According to Piven, Cusack became Jealous when Piven’s career took off. When asked about Cusack, Piven said “No comment. I mean, you could fill in the blank, I bet. It just says so much about a person if he has space for other people’s success. I have always been so proud of my friends’ success.” Cusack denied any jealously saying “It’s quite the contrary. I am very happy for Jeremy. I wish him the best and I always have.” So what’s the truth? Judging from the quotes I imagine that Piven thinks Cusack’s jealous, and Cusack thinks Piven’s fame turned him into a douche. Further Reading: John Cusack Proves that Celebrities Need to Get off Twitter.
Jennifer Lopez on American Idol — Career Suicide?
When I heard Jennifer Lopez was joining the American Idol judging table, my furrowed brow caused a permanent dent in my forehead. What on earth is she thinking? I know that American Idol has gained some serious respect and big names over the years, but judging a reality competition is where a star goes to die. It is only good to launch an unknown’s career, but for someone that is already famous, it’s inevitably a step backward. When Paula joined, she was a well-liked has-been that people wanted to see in front of the camera again. She won a Grammy during her once-upon-a-time success, and was lovable train-wreck. But Jennifer Lopez is still too relevant to make this move. Deadline reports that her career is actually in the toilet, so she was courting American Idol for the opportunity. Her recent film, The Back-Up Plan, tanked at the Box Office, and her record label dropped her. So perhaps she isn’t as relevant as I like to think she is, and this is the boost she needs. I suppose we’ll have to wait and see.
Movie Review: Salt
I saw Salt with my father, who obnoxiously interrupted the film during every action scene, to remind me how unrealistic it is for such a “scrawny woman” to beat up numerous men at one time. I told him that no one questioned the weaponless Tom Cruise when he beat up four guys in an elevator in Mission Impossible II. He laughed at the comparison. I then turned to my mother who confirmed my father’s take in very few words — “it’s a little ridiculous,” she said. The film was originally written for Tom Cruise, and last minute changes were made to the script when he dropped out. I imagine that if the script was originally written with Angelina in mind, the ass-kicking would have been kept to a minimum. Personally, I find it refreshing to see a woman kicking ass for once. Plus, close-ups of Angelina are always welcomed. As far as the plot goes, the story is moderately thin. Angelina may or may not be a Russian spy that is trying to blow up the world. It’s a believable guessing game, because even in real life, I cannot decide if Angelina is a villain. That made her great for this role. In the end, it’s enjoyable enough to see on the big screen. And it’s not a remake — which made me grade on a curve.
Elton John’s Publicist Wants to Fu*K You
Elton John’s publicist, Gary Farrow, told Deadline that John has no plans to be a judge on American Idol, and “there’s more of a chance of [him] fucking you, then Elton being on the U.S. Idol.” First of all, I thought publicists were supposed to class-up artists, so that artists don’t have to worry about putting their foot in their mouths. I wasn’t aware they get to be the expletive-laden mouthpieces of celebrities. Next time, maybe Farrow will say, “hey everyone, stop annoying the fuck out of me and just shut the fuck up.” Oh wait — that’s my fantasy statement. Nevermind.
Jon Hamm Won’t Get Married — I’m Destroyed
Jon Hamm said in a recent interview that he doesn’t believe in marriage, which seriously disrupts our future wedding together. Hamm is one of my favorite leading men. His career didn’t seriously take off until Mad Men, and I hear he’s one of the nicest guys in the business. He has said in interviews that being a struggling actor for much of his adult life, helps maintain his humility. As far as that whole not-getting-married thing, maybe I can change his mind. And convince his girlfriend to fork him over. Oh to dream . . .
American Idol Rumor — Nigel Lythgoe to Return?
There’s only one thing that can save American Idol, and it’s Nigel Lythgoe. Rumor has it that the folks over at Idol are getting him back as a producer. Since leaving , the show has taken a serious turn for the worse, and Lythgoe plans to rescue it by wiping out the current judging panel altogether. That means he’ll likely have to pay off Randy Jackson, who is said to still be under contract. Kara DioGuardi and Ellen DeGeneres were probably only signed for a year, so good riddance! The names currently floating around include: Jessica Simpson, Justin Timberlake, and Elton John. The only person that excites me about that panel is Jessica Simpson. Though she profusely annoys me, she’ll certainly bring the Paula factor back. Plus, she’s pretty to look at. I give a big no to Elton John and Justin Timberlake. Timberlake is still too relevant for the show, and Elton John was a terrible mentor when he appeared years ago. Just because you’re a successful musician, doesn’t mean you make for good television.
When Did The View Become a Nursing Home?
You wouldn’t think that Barbara Walters’ absence from The View would not have aged the show by 100 years — but it did. For some reason, the show that I love, has turned into a Joy Behar/Whoopi Goldberg gab-fest about how their breasts have fallen, what menopause is like, and how some women suffer from urinal leakage (no I’m not kidding). What on earth has this turned into? Everyone always complains about Elizabeth Hasselbeck, but at least she brings a hot, youth factor to the show. But there’s only so much she can do. When Queen Babs was there, you barely ever heard this talk. That’s either because Babs know what makes a good show, or she’s so concerned with being perceived as youthful, she avoids these topics altogether. Get your act together, ladies!