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Donald Trump Sues Bill Maher — Proved He’s Not a Monkey

Even though Donald Trump is my favorite Howard Stern guest in history, I will put my bias aside to admonish him for what I believe to be one of the most gratuitous lawsuits in history. Here’s the nutshell story: Bill Maher offered Trump $5 million to provide his birth certificate as proof that he’s not “the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan.” Trump coughed it up, and now he wants the money. The lawyer in me knows two things for sure. First, our country is litigious enough, and this is a poorly executed pissing match. And second, Maher’s joke was not a legitimate “offer.” Sure that’s my opinion, but I’m certain first year law students all over the country would welcome such an easy hypothetical in their contracts law class.

Elementary Sneak Peak — A Giant Gun, Filled With Drugs

For the first time since season one of Desperate Housewives, I look forward to that special day each week where I watch the greatest new show on television. Check out the clip below to see a sneak peak from tomorrow’s all new episode of Elementary.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a “Woman” — WATCH HER MUSIC VIDEO

If any point in your life you wondered if Jennifer Love Hewitt is a woman, wonder no more! She’s debuted her new video for the well-known song to promote Lifetime’s The Client List, her starring vehicle that helped relaunch her career. I’ve posted the video below, and it’s worth watching (trust me on this one). Tune in on March 10 to see her return as Riley Parks.

Nashville Sneak Peak: Rayna & Deacon Kiss!

I like an unwashed man, and Deacon (played by Charles Esten) definitely comes with a side of gruff. Nashville is on The Dishmaster’s TV hot-list, and when you watch the kiss below, you’ll see why.

Russell Brand Hits on Katharine McPhee: WATCH

Despite Katharine McPhee’s marital status, something tells me she enjoyed the attention from Russell Brand. Hats off to Brand for trying. I’m guessing he’s got a thing for brunettes.

Quote of the Day — Ed Koch

“If you agree with me on nine out of 12 issues, vote for me. If you agree with me on 12 out of 12 issues, see a psychiatrist.” The great Ed Koch, who will be forever remembered.

Calvin Klein’s HOT Super Bowl Concept — Who’s That Model?

Someone had a killer concept, and it resulted in a mouth-watering Super Bowl ad. It’s refreshing to see a man treated like a piece of meat for once. And this guy’s well done. The model’s name is Matthew Terry, and he “generally tries to work out five days a week.” It shows. Watch below.

Beyonce Wins the Super Bowl — Watch the Halftime Heroine

Beyonce brought down the house in what can only be described as the best show in halftime history. The powerhouse performer showed extraordinary vocal prowess combined with unparalleled cardio strength, executing high-intensity choreography while singing live, sustaining consistent energy throughout. I can only imagine the magnitude of preparation she underwent to pull this off. She belted out her classics, reunited with Destiny’s Child, and electrified the stage with an alluring light-show that has jokingly been blamed for the subsequent blackout. This was top-of-the-line professionalism, preparation, and star-quality. Thank you, Beyonce. As promised, you did not disappoint.

Brandi Glanville on Jay Leno — Calls LeAnn Rimes a “Tramp”

Brandi Glanville made a very funny appearance on The Tonight Show, playing a game that resulted in calling LeAnn Rimes a tramp. My guess is Leno set up the funny lines, but either way — it sure worked. Watch below.

Khloe Kardashian on Kris Humphries: “He’s Delusional”

There’s a reason Khloe is America’s favorite Kardashian, the clip below will further prove her cool-girl cred. Watch below to see her discuss Kris Humphries on ‘Watch What Happens Live.’