If you know The Dishmaster, then you know I’m a crazy Tom Cruise fan.
And despite the media crud, I’m still hoping that he’ll make me his Scientology sex slave. A girl can dream, can’t she? Watch the clip for ‘Jack Reacher’ below, which clearly proves that one of these days, we’ll meet on the street and he’ll protect me from villains, followed by a steamy sex session. Again, a girl can dream . . .
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Matt Damon Impersonates Matthew McConaughey: Promotes Magic Mike Oscar
Matt Damon not only entertained with his always welcome Matthew McConaughey impression, but he also brought up a very good point. The guy deserves an Oscar for his performance in Magic Mike. And if the Oscars had enough of a sense of humor to give Robert Downey Jr. a nomination for Tropic Thunder, then McConaughey stands a chance. Watch Damon’s impersonation below.
John Travolta & Olivia Newton John Reunite — Think You Might Like It
Mariah Carey Performs “All I Want For Christmas” With Jimmy Fallon
Kristin Cavallari on The Hills: “It Was Fake!”
Vintage Video Pick — Brittany Murphy — Somebody to Love
Quote of the Day — Mike Tyson on Robin Givens & Brad Pitt
“I was doing a divorce but I – we – every day, before I would go to my lawyer’s office to say she’s a pig and stealing, I would go to…her house to have sex with her. This particular day, someone beat me to the punch. And I guess Brad got there earlier than I did.” Bensinger asks Tyson about his reaction: “I was mad as hell. I was going to…You should have saw his face when he saw me.” Mike Tyson recounts a very entertaining story about his ex-wife to Graham Bensinger.
Tabloid Gossip — Celebrity News Review
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- Mario Lopez is getting married. In Touch
- Joe Jonas has a new girl. Wonderwall
- Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphris are in a bling battle. Reality Tv Magazine
- Nicole Scherzinger has some angry pussy cats on her tail. Crazy Days & Nights
- Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter is a Guess model. E! Online
- Elmo is under water. Just Jared
- Shia Labeouf is single. Opposing Views
- Halle Berry has great taste in men. ICYDK
- Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes are going strong. Huffington Post
- Emily Maynard’s life of luxury just got explained. Wet Paint
- Ashlee Simpson is single. Digital Spy
- Fred Savage has a bundle of joy. Hollywood Life
- Nikki Reed shared her family drama. Contact Music
- Dennis Quaid filed for divorce. Radar Online
- Lindsay Lohan wants to find true love. Celebuzz
- Camille & Kelsey Grammer are squabbling again. TMZ
- Twilight’s Peter Facinelli found love. People
- Georgina Chapman and Harvey Weinstein are having a baby. Us Magazine
The Groundlings Debut Holiday Show — Must-See Comedy Event
You gotta love The Groundlings. They are a go-to Los Angeles staple when you’re feeling blue, and you’re guaranteed to laugh or you get your money back (that last part isn’t true, but it might as well be). I had the pleasure of seeing their Holiday Show last night and as expected, it was hilarious. My favorite sketches are always the ones involving the gifted Jim Rash, who first caught my attention during his Angelina-Jolie-Oscar-moment, and solidified his hilarity during my previous attendance at their coveted ‘Crazy Uncle Joe Show.’ This show is a must.
Jenny Johnson Issues Non-Apology to Chris Brown
While I am certainly no Chris Brown fan, I also believe that people can reform — and constantly reminding someone of his past will in no way help his future. So when “comedian” Jenny Johnson took an unprompted swipe at Brown on twitter, calling him a “worthless piece of shit,” it occurred to me that the only worthless party in the exchange was her. Why do it? Why continue to bash someone who’s clearly in need of help. I’m aware that Chris Brown has continued to engage in public behavior worthy of questioning his reformation. That being said, as a society, we have to believe in change. And her actions didn’t help. She recently responded to the criticism, saying “it was not [her] finest hour.” But Jenny Johnson will have to do better than that to get on The Dishmaster’s good side.