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We’ve all been manipulated by adults who use their children to ask us favors, knowing that we’ll be less inclined to decline. And predictably, the very annoying Maci Bookout committed that sin on this week’s episode of Teen Mom. I still don’t know how the producers successfully painted her ex as the villain all these seasons when she’s clearly always in the wrong.
For years popular comedians (including my icon — Howard Stern) have bashed Jay Leno, yet I’ve constantly heard from insiders that he’s incredibly good to his staff. And with the news that Leno took a pay cut to save his staff’s jobs in the midst of NBC/Comcast budget cuts, it’s clear that the Leno bashers should give it a rest. Sure he’s got a ton of money and could probably work for free, but it doesn’t matter. It’s an admirable move.
What do you do when you think your husband is cheating? You screw him in the bushes, of course. After ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ star, Theresa Guidice, trailed her husband into the bushes following his mysterious phone call, she bought his horribly executed lie and then pushed him for sex in front of her friends. Needless to say, this show gets classier each year. Watch below.
If you don’t want your life defined by one incident, then stop talking about it. Though I understand Rihanna’s need to be as honest and open as possible with Oprah, it’s a bad idea to keep rehashing what happened with Chris Brown, especially from such an emotional place. She is obviously still mourning her breakup, and she should refrain from constantly reminding the public about the horrific abuse she suffered. Plus, if she really wishes Chris Brown the best as she claims, then the worst thing she can do is remind the public, once again, that he physically abused her.
Publicly calling someone a wife-beater is a weighty accusation, and you better be prepared for the foreseeable fallout. In Hope Solo’s new cheesily-titled memoir, ‘Going Solo: A Memoir of Hope,’ she accused her Dancing With the Stars partner, Maksim Chermovskiy of getting physical during rehearsals, saying, “He manhandled me in rehearsals from the start, pushing me, whacking my stomach, bending my arms roughly. I thought that was just how it went – how dancers worked with each other,” she said. “But it kept getting worse. One day, Maks was trying to put me in a certain position and hit my stomach so hard with his open palm that I had a red hand-print there for the rest of the day.” In response, Maksim told TMZ that’s he’s shocked by the accusations, given that he’s had a post-show friendship with Solo. He later tweeted, “Always hated hypocrites and liars…but when someone is both AND an opportunist, I just feel bad for them. Can’t win at someone’s expense.” I’m not sure who to believe here, but I’ve previously made note of Maksim’s relatively aggressive teaching style (see the video below). But given that Hope Solo recently tweeted Maksim asking him if he’d like tickets to the Olympics, I find her hypocrisy disturbing. Pick a side and stick with it. If you’re still willing to stay in contact and call someone a friend, then be careful about sinking his career with “he-hit-me” accusations.
When I first read the story about Kristen Bell’s constant interruptions during Ryan Lochte’s Jay Leno interview, I was prepared to lay into her. But after watching the clip below, it’s clear that it’s really more about her wanting to impress the incredibly hot gold medalist, than it is about her being an attention-whore. That being said, she probably should have kept her mouth shut. And judging by Lochte’s reaction, he’s not happy about it, which is good news for The Dishmaster who is holding out hope that Lochte and I will one day live happily ever after. Watch below.
All I have to say after watching the clip below is, “Ouch.” Oh and one more thing — Of all the people I’d expect to publicly call-out Matt Lauer for his alleged treatment of Ann Curry, it wasn’t Al Roker. So good job, Al. Someone had to do it.
“I am choosing not to comment on whether or not the furs I purchase are faux fur-pile or real because I would think it hypercritical not to acknowledge the python, ostrich, cow hide, leather, lamb, alligator, ‘kermit’ and not to mention meat, that I have already worn. You see a carcass, I see a museum pièce de résistance.” Lady Gaga’s hilarious speech about her choice to wear fur — and every other animal on the planet.