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April 2010



Alexa Ray Joel Gets a Nose Job – I’m not Happy

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Alexa Ray Joel almost had me convinced that she didn’t mind the criticism about her looks.  She once said, “I like that I look unique, or more “exotic” – I don’t want to look like everybody else, and I also don’t want to look like a supermodel–I just want to look like ME!”  Well, I’m officially a sucker.  Joel underwent a nose job, stating that she was self-conscious when pictures of her were taken from the side.  I really thought that Joel was representing us beautiful, big nosed half-jews (okay I’m a full jew but you get the point).  I guess it got to her – and I’m sad.  Must everyone look the same?  For goodness sakes – Cheryl Cole and Dannii Minogue look like identical twins with those button noses!  

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