Dear Playboy, I’d Like to See Cellulite
During my daily voyage to Egotastic, I noticed some pictures of Kelly Brook from her topless spread (pun intended) in Playboy magazine. They are so heavily airbrushed, I’m not even sure what I’m looking at. Don’t men feel like perverts when they masturbate to cartoon characters? If you’re aroused by these Kelly Brook pictures, I’d like to refer you to Jessica Rabbit, who I believe is way hotter. The pictures did get me thinking about her recent, non-airbrushed, pictures on The Superficial though, which I think are much more appealing. After all, nothing says saucy-sex-vixen like a few dimples in your ass.