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Quote of the Day — Rick Santorum Suspends Campaign

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“Santorum has suspended his campaign! GINGRICH CACKLES FROM HIS MOON BASE. I will miss Santorum’s unique ability to hate gay men while simultaneously fearing liberated vaginas and the women that are attached to them. It’s like, THOSE ARE YOUR ONLY CHOICES, BRO. Nobody wants to be alone on a Saturday night with no one to appreciate your sweater vests and your endearing inability to understand that Jesus wasn’t mentioned in the Constitution.” James, Contributing Editor to The Dishmaster, on Rick Santorum’s decision to suspend his campaign.