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We’ve all been late for work, but I’d like to think that if I was getting paid millions to appear on live television, I might make a point to be punctual. And furthermore, wasn’t it Nicki Minaj who called Mariah Carey “her highness?” This is so wildly inappropriate, I’d like her booted for breach. If she can’t perform her duties, then she deserves to be fired.