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Oasis’ Noel Gallagher Throws Stuff at Cows — Gigantic Douchebag?

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The greatest move Liam Gallagher ever made was kicking his brother, Noel Gallagher, out of his band. Why? Because for so many years Noel managed to fool the public into thinking that Liam is the douchebag. As it turns out, it’s Noel. In a recent interview, Noel discussed his excitement about taking his kids to Ireland, saying, “At my grandma’s [home] in Mayo we’d run around throwing stuff at cows. See, we don’t get cows in Manchester, so if you see one you just throw stuff at them. I’m looking forward to bringing my sons over so they can throw stuff at cows as well.” Wow. My apologies to Liam Gallagher for the many years I thought he was the exclusive douche in Oasis.

  • Stokesy

    Do you not understand sarcasm, are you being sarcastic or are you just dumb?

    • First, thanks for calling me dumb. I love compliments. Second, perhaps you’re the one that doesn’t understand sarcasm. Offering up an anecdote about throwing shit at cows isn’t funny, no matter what its intention. Third, given Noel Gallagher’s recent slew of interviews and the amount of stupid shit he’s said, I am fully confident he was 100% serious. And lastly, since you’re such a fan of The Dishmaster, you can like my page here: http://www.facebook.com/TheDishmaster