Britney Spears Beats Ashton Kutcher in Twitter Followers

I can’t decide if this news makes me happy or sad. On the one hand, I’m so in love with Britney Spears that I often find myself dancing in front of my mirror with a fake snake around my shoulders singing “I’m a Slave for You.” On the other hand, Ashton is the King of Twitter. He practically launched the social medium, and I hate to see a king lose his crown. I’ve therefore decided that Ashton and Britney are officially the King AND Queen of Twitter, and they need to have a cup of coffee to discuss what appearances they will make with these titles. Oh to be a fly on the wall during an Ashton/Britney conversation.

2 thoughts on “Britney Spears Beats Ashton Kutcher in Twitter Followers”

  1. That might be TMI about you being in love with Britney Spears, the fake snake, etc. 😉 But now I wanna see you dancing in front of your mirror!

  2. That might be TMI about you being in love with Britney Spears, the fake snake, etc. 😉 But now I wanna see you dancing in front of your mirror!

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