Elton John’s Publicist Wants to Fu*K You

Elton John’s publicist, Gary Farrow, told Deadline that John has no plans to be a judge on American Idol, and “there’s more of a chance of [him] fucking you, then Elton being on the U.S. Idol.”  First of all, I thought publicists were supposed to class-up artists, so that artists don’t have to worry about putting their foot in their mouths.  I wasn’t aware they get to be the expletive-laden mouthpieces of celebrities.  Next time, maybe Farrow will say, “hey everyone, stop annoying the fuck out of me and just shut the fuck up.”  Oh wait — that’s my fantasy statement.  Nevermind.

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