Dear James Cameron, I’d like to thank you for starting this 3D monster, and encourage you to take some responsibility for the destruction of cinema while you’re in your therapy sessions. Though Cameron insulted Piranha 3D in a recent interview, saying that it’s “the bottom of the barrel,” and it “cheapens the [3D] medium,” he has no one to blame but himself. Obviously when Avatar made a billion dollars, every creatively inept movie studio would try to duplicate its success. And because Cameron is the only guy in Hollywood that does his homework, a 3D film made by anyone else is inevitably bound for shit. So James, many thanks for hurting my eyes, and forcing me to avoid 90% of current film releases. I blame you and only you.
Ugh! I hate 3-D movies and it seems like all movies are 3-D now. Let’s start with the fact that it makes me sick to watch them and end with the fact that movie tickets are expensive enough, and I refuse to pay more just because it’s in 3-D.