“I have a great doula who makes sure I’m eating well, with vitamins and teas, and with placenta capsulation. Your placenta gets dehydrated and made into vitamins. It’s something I was very hesitant about, but we’re the only mammals who don’t ingest our own placentas. It’s not witch-crafty or anything! I suggest it to all moms!” Mad Men’s January Jones, on eating her baby’s afterbirth. I’d like to send a gigantic “you’re welcome” to my readers for this story. Additionally, there are also some mammals that throw shit at each other. Perhaps January Jones should do that too.