“I am the most successful radio personality of all time. I don’t say that to brag. I’m embarrassed to say that if I’m the best there is. But it’s the fact . . . . There’s nobody else who could do what I did. There’s no question who’s the most influential person in radio. It’s me! And there’s no one else! I’ve never seen so much jealously as I’ve seen in the radio industry. People cannot stand my success. Why shouldn’t I say it?” Howard Stern on one of his hilariously humble rants.