“They make you hire a certain number of chicks, and they’re always the least funny on the writing staff. The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
This isn’t the first time Carolla has taken aim at women. If you listen to his podcast, it’s clear the man has some serious mommy issues. Perhaps Tina Fey and Kristen Wiig can give him a call.