Kristen Stewart might have to kiss both her career and relationship goodbye, thanks to herself and Us Magazine, who revealed that she cheated on Robert Pattinson with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders, who is married with children. In an official statement, Stewart said, “I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.” There’s a few lessons to be learned here. First, sometimes the tabloids get it right. Second, if you’re famous, you better be smart about cheating. And third, can’t these lunatics just end their relationship first?