Daniel Bedingfield released his new “Secret Fear” video, and it’s clear he’s propositioning me. After all, everyone knows The Dishmaster requires excessive nudity to be won over, and Bedingfield certainly made an enticing case for himself. In fact, the man declared his insatiable desire to be perpetually naked during our interview, but I didn’t take him seriously until he spun in water sans clothes while canoodling with very hot boobies. Plus, the video is a nice reminder that our first loves are put on this planet to drown us — literally and figuratively. Watch below.