When Mayor Michael Bloomberg announced his plan to limit the size of soft drinks sold in restaurants, movie theaters, stadiums and arenas to no more than 16 ounces a cup in a bid to fight obesity, I thought of my former living-mate. I also thought of 1984, a tedious high-school book I read that now seems to be a greater reality. Orwell would be outraged.
While I’m not opposed paternalism, it sure as hell better work. And limiting soft drinks only punishes small businesses and consumers like myself while doing nothing about obesity. I like my big coke at the theater, and since I only drink it once a month, I’d like the government to back off. Furthermore, what about those cheesy nachos? Are those next?
2 thoughts on “Bloomberg Bans Soda — Attack-On-The-Fat”
This is hilarious.
Your roommate was begging you to stop ruining their method of self-control: not bringing sweets into the house in the first place.
The government wants to deprive everyone of the choice, and you’re against it. At least you’re consistent.
Also, a pretty terrible roommate!
… and what’s with the real-word stories all of a sudden? Trying to flip past CNN when the remote ran out of batteries….
I’m trying it out for size. Let me know your thoughts.