Man v. Anaconda: Man Sadly Lives

In a pitiful ploy for ratings, Paul Rosolie failed in his attempt to be eaten alive by an anaconda, and both parties sadly lived. To be fair to the Anaconda who didn’t eat his enemy, he was a tad too small and Rosolie had sizable backup. Though Rosolie claims the stunt was meant to help animals, it’s clear that the only true way to help our Amazonian reptiles would be to eliminate this fucktard from the planet. Watch below. Shame on you Discovery. I will never watch your network again.