“Bachelor Nation” is apparently befuddled by ABC’s “alarming” decision to cast two leading ladies, jumping on the current trend to empower women instead of pitting them against one another. While that’s a cute social-media thought, it’s laughable. The entire Bachelor franchise is already abhorrent for women, so this current format is nothing new. And if you don’t watch, just know that there’s lots of crying, tattling, “cat fights,” and falling in love after four dates. This show is basically temptation island with better stylists. Watch below for the announcement. Good luck to ABC as they try to get either chick to say more than four words.