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Hollywood A-listers often complain about how hard it is to find a woman that doesn’t also yearn for the spotlight. So I can only imagine the reaction when such A-listers learned about VH1’s ‘Hollywood Exes,’ the new series that follows the lives of some very famous ex-wives. Is nothing sacred anymore? How much settlement money did they blow through to warrant this poor decision?
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“Women shouldn’t insult other women” has become the new stock-phrase-defense to all criticism, and it’s replaced, “I’ll pray for you.” In response to Shonda Rimes’ twitter-attack of Amy Sherman-Palladino’s new show, ‘Bunheads,’ Sherman-Palladino turned the conversation to a meta-talk about women-on-women criticism instead of simply answering Rimes’ point. To be fair, the host for Media Mayhem did more talking than asking, and inappropriately lead the witness. Watch below.
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I’ve always had a thing for Jamie Lynn Spears. Whenever she appeared in interviews, I found her to be the hotter sister with a better personality. That’s not to knock Britney, it’s merely to point out that I never understood why she didn’t also become a massive sensation. My guess is that she didn’t want it. I realize she got pregnant as a teen, but she always pursued a career outside of super-stardom. Sure she had a show on nickelodeon, but she only shot it for a portion of the year and then returned home for the rest of it. It appears she’s finally begun to dabble in a music career by performing songs at local Nashville venues. Watch her sing, ‘I Look Up to You.”
Though many might feel different, I never get tired of the Kardashians. I love looking at pictures of Kim’s gigantic ass, mostly because I’m a moderate lesbian that enjoys curvy women (that’s a joke . . . sort of). But every time they do an interview, no one asks Kim the key question that everyone wants to know — until now. Watch the promo below, and see Oprah say, “Would you be where you are had there not been a sex tape?”
If you’re wondering whether Selma Hayek’s still got the ‘From Dusk Till Dawn’ goods, wonder no more. In the new trailer for her new brooding-stripper-film, ‘Americano,’ she’s looking mighty good. I realize the film has some depth and I’m minimizing it, but when you have a nearly naked Selma Hayek, what do you expect from The Dishmaster? Watch below.
Perhaps The Dishmaster is a humorless curmudgeon, but I came across The Morning After on Hulu and was so put-off by the shameless, unfunny jokes that I had to post it. This is what happens when someone else is writing bad jokes for another person that can’t deliver them. Watch below, and try not to figure out why I’d take the time to post something that I think is terrible. I suppose it’s the same reason I lick my lips when they’re chapped.
