“This new Britney Spears video is the equivalent of having glitter thrown in your face for 5 minutes” Refinery 29
Are Kelly Monaco & Val Chmerkovskiy Dating? — The Stars Respond
Word on the street is Kelly Monaco has a boyfriend and kept it under wraps to protect the sanctity of her precious showmance with Val Chmerkovskiy. If you ask me, Kelly’s illusive boyfriend should probably dump her for what seems like a fu*k-worthy attraction between the two dancers. Didn’t Val kiss her on the mouth numerous times throughout the competition? Either way, even the real romances never last. Good luck to these two. Watch their reaction to the question below.
Tony Dovolani Wins DWTS — Also Solves World Hunger
Alright — I admit my title is a tricky ploy, but it’s not an altogether lie considering Tony Dovolani’s elated response to winning the coveted mirror ball trophy. You’d think he negotiated peace in the Middle East. I’m happy for the guy though. He’s never won, and inside sources tell me he’s very kind. Watch below.
Millionaire Matchmaker Returns — WATCH A SNEAK PEAK
Angus T. Jones v. Two And a Half Men — Kirk Cameron Would Be Proud
Who says religion and entertainment can’t co-exist? Angus T. Jones’ rambling lecture on how God doesn’t love Two and a Half Men is worthy of a Kirk Cameron inspired Oscar. If this snot-nosed kid doesn’t like the show he’s contractually tied to, then perhaps he should give every cent of his salary to the church? Here’s hoping CBS sues him.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Calls Chris Brown a “Verbal Rapist” — Yep, Seriously.
How does Elisabeth Hasselbeck get away with spewing such ignorant nonsense? She actually coined the term “verbal rape,” and kept her job. If you’re going to employ a token republican on your panel, at least pick someone that can rub two brain cells together. In fact, they should just add another democrat instead of choosing someone so cartoonishly awful. Watch her use this ridiculous term below. And though I too have issues with Chris Brown, I don’t get my rocks off from inciting the aggression of an abuser, unlike Jenny Johnson.
Britney Spears Screams, Shouts, and Sizzles — Scream and Shout Teaser Debuts
Happy Turkey Day — The Dishmaster is on Vacay!
In honor of all Turkey Day festivities, I’ll be taking a blogging break until Monday, November 26th. Have a great gobble-fest, catch up on family time, and if you’re looking for a way to pass each day, you can always listen to my podcasts! Here they are: THE DISHMASTER’S PODCAST.
Enjoy your food fiesta!