The Dishmaster

Matt Damon not only entertained with his always welcome Matthew McConaughey impression, but he also brought up a very good point. The guy deserves an Oscar for his performance in Magic Mike. And if the Oscars had enough of a sense of humor to give Robert Downey Jr. a nomination for Tropic Thunder, then McConaughey stands a chance. Watch Damon’s impersonation below.

After watching the video below, one thought crossed my mind: Are these two clowns in on the joke? They have to be kidding, right?

Pick your jaw up off the floor folks! It appears that all those years of devotion to The Hills was for nothing! Kristin Cavallari actually confessed that the show was canned, saying all of her on-air relationships and fights were fake. Watch and weep.

While watching Clueless for the 500th time, I began to get nostalgic for Brittany Murphy, who died way too young. I found the video below and thought it was worth sharing to remember her legacy. Enjoy.

While I am certainly no Chris Brown fan, I also believe that people can reform — and constantly reminding someone of his past will in no way help his future. So when “comedian” Jenny Johnson took an unprompted swipe at Brown on twitter, calling him a “worthless piece of shit,” it occurred to me that the only worthless party in the exchange was her. Why do it? Why continue to bash someone who’s clearly in need of help. I’m aware that Chris Brown has continued to engage in public behavior worthy of questioning his reformation. That being said, as a society, we have to believe in change. And her actions didn’t help. She recently responded to the criticism, saying “it was not [her] finest hour.” But Jenny Johnson will have to do better than that to get on The Dishmaster’s good side.

This dancing duo is getting on my last nerve. The are-they-or-aren’t-they questions are tired, and their cheeky denials are yawn-worthy. I actually don’t think they’re doing it, and they’re simply capitalizing on playing coy. It’s gross.