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Laurence Fishburne Pissed Porn Star Daughter Used his Last Name — Good Point

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Montana Fishburne says that her father, Laurence Fishburne, has not spoken to her since she announced her porn-star aspirations.  Amidst the obvious complaints about his daughter’s career goals, Laurence made very good point.  Apparently, he’s pissed that Montana used her real name instead of a porn-star alias, as “no porn star uses their real name.”   I imagine that he thought of that clever point some time after he called his daughter a whore.  It makes sense to be angry, considering this probably isn’t how he imagined his child using his name to get famous.   But if you’re going to be a porn-star, you might as well do it with your sex-talent, rather than climbing on the boot straps of others.  Specifically, her father’s bootstraps.  Alright — I just grossed myself out — that sounded incestuous.