James Cameron has apologized for calling BP officials “morons” . . . sort of. Cameron said that the media failed to report the details behind his initial comments. Ah, the famous “they took my statements out of context” apology. This reminds me of when Jessica Alba said that Dane Cook did extra love scenes on the set of “Good Luck Chuck” so that he could make out with girls. When he emailed Jessica asking for an explanation, shes said her statements were “misconstrued.” Cook’s response? “I’d like to know the beginning and end of that quote.”