Bill O’Reilly attacked Jennifer Aniston for saying that women don’t necessarily need a man to have a baby. Is this “news” now? I wasn’t aware that Fox News became Entertainment Tonight, nor was I aware that Jennifer Aniston’s press tour for The Switch, would result in her every word being picked apart by Bill O’Reilly, who is apparently against single-parent adoption, judging by his comments. I’d surmise that he’s also against gay adoption, given that he is so “traditional,” but since I don’t take the time to regularly watch his show, that’s merely a conjecture based on my douche barometer. Maybe O’Reilly and Aniston can kiss and make-up with a loofa. (If you don’t get that reference, I’m not explaining it — it’s far too gross for details).