Denise Richards is “writing” an auto-biography about her life, and I’m officially petitioning for a moratorium on celebrity books. I realize its an easy way to make money, but it’s time for celebrities to stick to their specific craft. I’m fuzzy as to what Denise Richards’ “craft” is, but I’m pretty sure it has something to do with a Neve Campbell makeout session. More importantly, I’m against auto-biographies in general. They are just masturbatory monologues told from the biased perspective of the author. Unless someone else is tattling on your deviant behavior, I’m not interested.