Apparently, everyone except MTV knows that too much of a good thing is a bad thing. Both Pauly D and Snooki are getting spin-offs, which pretty much guarantees the death of the Jersey Shore franchise. I’m sure that the neanderthal creative executives over at MTV think this is a great idea. After all, if you have one massive hit, why not split it up and turn into three massive hits? Unfortunately, this will only water-down the show and kill it early. Jersey Shore is capable of at least two more great seasons, and MTV should maximize what’s left, by putting out a couple more great seasons, and keeping the cast-members underground to prevent over-exposure. Plus, if you kill my favorite show, what will I watch on television to relax my brain after a hard day’s work?