Ummmm . . . what? Tommy Lee wrote SeaWorld an angry letter, which made its way to TMZ, probably because Tommy cc’d them. Anyways, Tommy says SeaWorld masturbates its whale to get its sperm for mating. According to Tommy, this is done by a man who hops in the pool with a cow’s vagina and . . . well, you get it. Anyone need a job? He wants the whale released into the wild. Alright, I just vomited.