I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. No one is a bigger Britney Spears fan than The Dishmaster. When she launched her comeback and turned her life around, I was extremely happy for her, and I cut her a lot of performance-slack. It’s been a few years since that comeback, and I’ve officially raised my standards. Her performance on Good Morning America was sub-par at best. You cannot put on a sparkly leotard and walk around the stage while your dancers do all the heavy lifting. Britney Spears launched her career as a dancer/performer, so it would only make sense to have challenging choreography. So what’s the problem, and will we ever see Britney execute the same power moves as she did in her early days? I can’t help but wonder if the true genius behind Britney Spears’ career-best days was Wade Robson, and his departure has changed Britney’s caliber forever. Unless she starts to do more than wave her arms around and walk from one side of the stage to the other, I’m unsatisfied. Watch the video below to see her GMA performance, and watch the second video to see how she used to dance.
In the GMA video, it almost seemed like she was too scared to move around, and honestly she looked more like an amateur than the pop star that she is. If I didn’t know better, I would have thought that the MTV video was more recent, just because she seemed so much more confident in it. Maybe she should ditch her high heels and start moving again.
It’s absolutely astounding to me how bad she is compared to how good she
used to be. She’s just walking through the dance. She used to command the
stage. That was her entire schtick. It’s bizarre.