“Co-writer and co-producer Luc Besson tries a new spin on his tried-and-true “La Femme Nikita” formula, but the results are so clumsy and over-the-top that they should have just called the movie “Panty Assassin” and played the whole thing for laughs.” Alonso Duralde very funny movie review of Zoe Saldana’s new film, ‘Columbiana.’
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I think it was grear. You people have no taste what so ever in movies if you think this sucked.
I enjoyed the movie tremendously. I thought the drama was very effective; the action was packed and I thoroughly enjoyed the chase; the secenery was incredible allowing you to view different locations. And, of course the actors and actresses selected were all incredibly well selected for this movie. The only thing I found a little hard to believe was the very first part of the movie. A tramatized child will not react as quickly as little Cata did. That a child could plummet a knife into a stranger’s hand with such vengence as she did was a little unbelievble. You had her leaping off buildings, and falling off roofs and finally throwing herself into the gutter…that was the only part I had trouble believing, and I actually heard the crowd chuckling over it. Other than that, the movie was very captivating. I will encourage others to go watch.
This movie was great….. errr, I meant to say I had fun watching it. Picture this: Catwoman played by the blue girl from Avatar. Mix in a hefty dose of cliches and laughable dialogue, splash with a twist of bra-less tank-top action, wrap it all in an overdone soundtrack meant to impose emotion on the viewer and finally, glaze over with (suprizingly) decent cinematography. I had fun snarking my way through the film much like I did Tokyo Drift which is now one of my most-watched films. If you want to be compelled or challenged as a viewer don’t see this. If you can have fun watching a movie made for 14 year-old boys (& who cant?), go check out the matinee.
@Green622 you had me at “bra-less tank-top action”
You guys are hilarious!
The movie is simple and slow moving…
Watch the sweet revenge in the movie by sweet lady Zoe Saldana…
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does somebody know the names of the last two musics in the movie?