Did Jason Alexander have a talk with Jeremy Piven about toupee’s or something? I have absolutely no idea why the guy would decide after all these years to put fake hair on his head, especially considering the entire world knows him as the very bald George Costanza. Isn’t this akin to an actress getting gigantic breast implants after living a public life with a flat chest? And speaking of George Costanza, I’ve attached the Seinfeld clip below, where Elaine rips his toupee off his head and throws it out the window. Perhaps she can crash a red carpet and do him the same favor twice. For purposes of nostalgia and laughter, watch the clip below.