Here’s a question: Why don’t Republicans just tie up poor people and beat them with rubber hoses. Then, they can take those rubber hoses and throw them in the ocean because, after all, who cares about the f*cking environment, right? The source of my outrage is Lou Dobbs, who hates The Lorax for poisoning our young children with terrible ideas like saving trees. At one point in the video below, the word “occu-toddler” is actually used. When did the Republican party become a group of radical misfits? Watch below.