“He’s very normal, he’s just a businessman in the business. He runs the entertainment company, which is rather large. But we were in Vegas last week for the awards, and a lot of the girls looked so good. All night, girls were coming up to me asking about how they looked, and I would just think, ‘Well, I can’t see your vagina, so that’s good,’ and their makeup is running down their faces and there’s actually a best anal work award. One girl said, I don’t know if I can say this, but ‘I would like to thank my a–hole for putting up with all of these shenanigans.'” Melissa Rivers, on the perks of dating a porn king (A.K.A the head of Vivid Entertainment).