“If I am lucky enough to be reelected, I want to build a bridge to the future. A bridge that all Americans can sleep on. I know unemployment is 10%, but we can get this number down if Americans would just stop looking for work . . . . The American worker is the most productive worker in the world. You know those signs that say made in china? We make those.” President Obama (Alright — you caught me. It’s not really President Obama. But it might as well have been. The quote came from a very talented Obama impersonator on the Howard Stern show).