I try to avoid critiquing artists if I have nothing nice to say, but since Mariah Carey has a bazillion dollars and unlimited success, I think she’ll be able to get over it. So here goes: The new single is terrible. It’s not catchy, and she’s barely singing (is there even an ascertainable chorus?). In fact, I have no idea what happened during the recording process, but it sounds as if she’s singing in a damn tunnel. Perhaps someone picked the wrong single? Let’s hope there’s better material to come. Listen below.