Zayn Malik Exits One Direction: *End Scene*

Amidst allegations of cheating and an emotional breakdown, One Direction’s Zayn Malik has chosen to leave the band. While most onlookers might suggest that the man ride the wave until he has FULLY drowned, Malik has apparently had enough, claiming he’d like to live a normal, 22 year old life. Cheers to a kid that wants privacy. He’s likely made enough money to live comfortably for eternity. Here’s hoping he saves it though. No one wants to see him turn into Bret Michaels on VH1 chasing former Poison pussy.

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