Apparently Drake missed the Madonna memo about looking enticed by her sexual advances. Here’s a quick recap of the raucous events: Madonna crashed Drake’s Coachella set, sang two songs, and ended with her tongue down his throat. Drake winced when complete, with a priceless expression exuding disgust. Drake later blamed her lipstick for his look of pain, which is probably true considering every single Madonna move is carefully choreographed, including any on-stage kiss. Translation? Drakes a douchebag who messed up the moment. As for Madonna, she took in stride, later saying, “If you don’t like me and still watch everything I do. B—- you’re a fan.” Watch below.