I’ve got a lot of issues with Kim Kardashian, and it mostly involves her hideous fashion choices that I can only assume are styled by Kanye. But her nudity? Not so much. Sure she has a gigantic ass that has been covered in paint, perched on a tree trunk, and spilled out of a white bathing suit, but our country is far too prude, and if you have ever been to France, you’d know it. In fact, if ‘Showgirls’ can get an NC-17 rating and ‘Passion of the Christ’ cannot, then it’s clear that we will always be far more outraged by nudity than violence, which is another fact for our covered-up friends.
In an effort to reveal her PRE-baby body for her sex-crazed fans, Kardashian showed her naked frame with her important lady parts partially covered. Naturally, the twitter-sphere erupted, and the ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ star found herself slut-shamed by Bette Midler, Chloe Moretz, Piers Morgan, and more. But Kardashian didn’t take it lying down (pun intended), and she wrote a series of prickly tweets in response.
hey @BetteMidler I know it’s past your bedtime but if you’re still up and reading this send nudes #justkidding
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
hey @piersmorgan never offer to buy a married woman clothes. thats on some ashley madison type shit #forresearch
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
let’s all welcome @ChloeGMoretz to twitter, since no one knows who she is. your nylon cover is cute boo
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
Here’s the deal. Kardashian’s entire empire began from a sex tape, and though I have an issue with her denying the intentional “leak,” porn stars are just as free to make money as anyone else, and if the public wants to see her naked, so-the-f*ck what. No one is harder on women than women, and if her nude body makes other women hypnotized enough by their “role model” to respond in kind, then that’s just more naked pictures to go around, and everyone is happy. Get over it, girls. A one last thing — she has curves. At least this isn’t a hungry model that looks like a pre-pubescent boy assaulting my eyes with her frail frame. I like a big, buoyant, healthy ass on my ladies.