Once upon a time, I had a crush on a boy that didn’t like me back. Since I’m so blazing hot, I found it confusing. We must all be humbled now and then, though, and in honor of the very sexy man who didn’t return my affection, I’m posting the enjoyable song below. I’m not even sure that’s what the song is about, but I’m The Dishmaster — and I’ll choose whatever meaning I want. Enjoy!