UPDATE: It’s been brought to my attention by a very kind reader that Mila Kunis was invited to a different ball, which takes place this Friday in Greenville, North Carolina. Major apology to Mila for The Dishmaster flop.
There’s something highly suspicious about Justin Timberlake’s attendance at the Marine Corps Ball. Where was Mila Kunis? Did she flake? Timberlake has received a considerable amount of positive press for attending, but there’s been no mention of Kunis, who accepted the invite long before Timberlake. In fact, it was Timberlake who encouraged Kunis to attend the event during the promotion for their film, ‘Friends With Benefits.’ So where was she, and why hasn’t the press either confirmed her attendance or explained her absence? Though I’m not sure of the explanation, allow me to say that I’ve heard from numerous inside sources that Justin Timberlake is one of the nicest guys in show business. It’s good to know that my sources were confirmed by Corporal Kelsey De Santis.