Quote of the Day — Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson’s May-December Romance

“Aaron, almost before anything started between us, said he wanted kids. He was very clear about wanting a family. We hardly go out now — it’s just us. Aaron has brought a set of values I didn’t even know I was looking for — family values. He is more grounded. He has been getting work offers which he has turned down because he wants to be here for the crucial first months of Wylda’s life.” Director Sam Taylor-Wood, 44, on her relationship with Kick-Ass Actor Aaron Johnson, who is 21 years old. She just gave birth to their second child together.


Today’s Question: Is Bruce Springsteen Jewish?

Bruce Springsteen joins Sting on my fantasy list of hot entertainers I’d like to be stuck with on a deserted island.  In my fantasy, we get rescued from the island after many wonderful years living off the earth, and we continue our May-December romance on dry land.  Though I can imagine my mother finding Sting to be a little strange, I think Springsteen would win her over.  Why?  Because he’s Jewish, isn’t he?  When I Googled his name to confirm, I noticed something very strange.  I spelled his name wrong!  He’s not “Bruce Springstein!”  His name has a double ‘e’ at the end!  Translation?  Bruce is not a Jew! How on earth am I going to take him home to my mother after we exit our deserted island?  Alright, enough.  We will just have to stay on the island forever, like The Blue Lagoon (only I’ll sink the rescue ship instead of eating poisonous berries).