Can models everywhere please refrain from talking out loud? Not all internal monologues are worthy of disclosing — especially the dumb ones. In a new interview, Gisele Bundchen, best known for her beautiful Victoria Secret breasts, thinks that there should be a breastfeeding law, as it’s not good to give your child chemical food at such a young age. Also — it helped her loose weight — which I presume was her real motivation. This is not the first annoying comment from Bundchen. When discussing her son’s birth, she said it was “painless” and that she substituted an epidural with “yoga and meditation.” If you believe that quote, she must be some kind of superhero. Either that, or her vagina is made of steel.
Here at The Dishmaster, we’re superficial. So when I came across the very yummy man in the picture beside this post, I had to write about him. The beautiful man in question is David Gandy. He began his career in 2002 after winning a daytime-TV model search competition, and he’s currently one of the most famous male models in the world. Did I mention he’s 6’3 and has blue eyes? Given my extensive knowledge of Mendel’s peas, I’m certain we’d have blue-eyed Dishmaster-babies. Sure he seems slightly pompous — but who needs a good personality when you look like that? Watch his interview on Jonathan Ross below.