Mtv Announces ‘Jersey Shore’ Air Date

Mtv will air season two of ‘Jersey Shore’ on Thursday, July 29th.  The network also revealed that the cast will actually return to the Jersey Shore for the second half of the season.  So I guess it’s like two shows in one?  If you want to catch a glimpse of the cast, I’d advise you to fly to Miami and find out what the trashiest South Beach club is.  Either that or go to a tanning salon and lay in one of those cancer sandwiches.  I kid.