Tiger Woods at the Masters is Cable’s Most Watched Golf Telecast in History

So I guess his return to golf paid off.  ESPN’s live coverage of the masters had close to five million viewers, making it “the most watched golf telecast in cable history.”  To be fair, is this really a golf telecast?  I would imagine that most people tuned in not to actually watch him play golf, but to see if one of Tiger’s whores would storm the green naked, while screaming “you owe me an apology!”  Unfortunately, this didn’t occur.  There’s always next time though.