If the first 13 minutes of ‘Jersey Shore’ reveal anything, it’s that this season will be just as good as last season. The many revelations include: Snooki has a man; Angela is back; Vinny actually exists; and Sammi and Ronnie are going into the house “single.” Sounds perfect to me. If Mtv is reading this, start preparing the cast’s contracts for Season 3, because you will lose your audience otherwise. I realize you guys are super cheap over there, so it would only make sense to replace the cast with new talentless misfits. But trust me on this one – it won’t work. Watch below.