Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara
Mad Men’s Elisabeth Moss
Kristin Davis
Kate Winslet — My brother is madly in love with her, and often tells me that she’s so beautiful he cannot watch her films, because it saddens him that they will never date in real life. So Kate, call my brother.
Rose McGowan
Lindsay Lohan — yes she was an actress at one point in her life.
Jennifer Tilly — She doesn’t have to act another day in her life. She married and divorced Sam Simon, a creator of The Simpsons, and gets half of all his profit from the show. Translation? Millions and millions.